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I was freeballing with white pants on.

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As I listened to his footsteps begin to ascend the stairs, I crept slowly into the bathroom and towards the open window - my only hope of escape.

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A policeman just arrested me for public misconduct, but I’m hoping he’ll let me off with just a fine.

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I think I’m gonna finally tell my crush that I love her on Valentine’s Day.

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As we got in the shower, I realised I had never loved someone so much, and tried to tell her as such.

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I opened the bathroom door to return to my bed.

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I killed a spider with a tissue and put it on my desk to throw it in the garbage can when I wake up.

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I always enjoy being around my new girlfriend.

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Every night, I have my mother over for dinner

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was freeballing with white pants on.	4
As I listened to his footsteps begin to ascend the stairs, I crept slowly into the bathroom and towards the open window - my only hope of escape.	4
Title	4
A policeman just arrested me for public misconduct, but I’m hoping he’ll let me off with just a fine.	4
I think I’m gonna finally tell my crush that I love her on Valentine’s Day.	4
As we got in the shower, I realised I had never loved someone so much, and tried to tell her as such.	4
I opened the bathroom door to return to my bed.	4
I killed a spider with a tissue and put it on my desk to throw it in the garbage can when I wake up.	4
I always enjoy being around my new girlfriend.	4
Every night, I have my mother over for dinner	4